Today I present...

a beautiful image.

This is how I feel today.

Happy "Wear Seersucker" Day.

Happy Kentucky Derby Day! If I was fashionable and cool (or lived in fashionable and cool city) or if I wasn't lazy and had actually made plans, I would like to be wearing this outfit today with Dick Van Dyke by my side and sipping on a mint julep.

Instead, I'll sit on my couch and look at the grey Dallas sky and think about the garage sales I should be cruising.