Is to drive to Jellyroll Pug Farm tomorrow and pick up THIS. And name her Hattie Mae. And make her wear sunbonnets. And buy her a yellow polka dot pram. And gently force her to wear bee costumes occasionally. And feed her chicken patties every day. And then get her a Brussels Griffon friend and name him Professor Laughypants. And then they can frolic together on my farm in West Virginia. The farm also has a Jersey dairy cow, two goats, a hive of bees, honeysuckle, a winding road, and a pond. That's all I really want. Is that so much to ask?
Thursday, November 6, 2008
All I really want...
Is to drive to Jellyroll Pug Farm tomorrow and pick up THIS. And name her Hattie Mae. And make her wear sunbonnets. And buy her a yellow polka dot pram. And gently force her to wear bee costumes occasionally. And feed her chicken patties every day. And then get her a Brussels Griffon friend and name him Professor Laughypants. And then they can frolic together on my farm in West Virginia. The farm also has a Jersey dairy cow, two goats, a hive of bees, honeysuckle, a winding road, and a pond. That's all I really want. Is that so much to ask?
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That is impossibly cute. I want a pug so bad, but I know it's a horrible idea.
No, it's an amazing idea. Rescue one if you can--it's a free ticket to heaven.
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