Wednesday, August 13, 2008

fat actress.

You know, if I'd been on a hit 80s sitcom, starred in a semi-successful 90s sitcom, had a couple failed marriages, two assistants, was once considered a sex symbol, and lived in a ginormous Los Angeles mansion...I could see myself being like Kirstie Alley. Lying in bed and eating Little Debbie snacks. Owning lots of dogs. Willing to try a parasite in my stomach over a diet. Ballooning up to two hundred pounds. Wearing lingerie as an all-day outfit. Hiding food in nooks and crannies throughout my house. Watching this Showtime series makes me uncomfortable, because I relate to Kirstie Alley a little too well.

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