Tuesday, February 8, 2011

NO FATTIES OR UGLIES!

I just found the most amazing job listing website ever. I'm not going to share it because it's more fun to copy and paste the job descriptions myself. Basically it's assistant/bitch jobs for Really Important People and Businesses and Agencies in LA. Let's have a look at this one...

Top five talent agency seeks assistant to busy MP Lit Agent. Daily responsibilities include Zappos.com transactions (buying, exchanging or tracking open orders), Barney's New York returns, purchasing vintage motorcycle helmets and looking for estate sales with French art books.

See, your BFA in Art History will come in handy as you scour dead people's garage sales for your boss's latest hobby!

And how bout this one...oh wait. Crap. I think this site might be a joke.

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DAMMIT.

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