Voodoo Doughnuuuuutsssss.

God, I love doughnuts. I could eat them at every meal with a big glass of cold milk. I could spend a whole day sitting in a squad car at a stakeout with my partner Ronnie munching on a big fat glazed one. I will miss Portland's Voodoo Doughnuts more than I will miss my friends here. Is that so wrong? Just look at that centerfold of a Cap'n Crunch doughnut. And admire this sampling of their gluttonous goodies...

Grape Ape
(raised doughnut with vanilla frosting and grape powder)

Dirt
(raised doughnut covered with vanilla glaze and oreo cookies)

Arnold Palmer
(cake doughnut covered with lemon and tea powder)

Dirty Snowball
(chocolate cake doughnut covered with pink marshmallow glaze and surprise filling)

Apple Fritter
(apple/glaze/doughnut as big as your head)

The Memphis Mafia
(chocolate chips/banana/ peanut butter glaze)