Sorry, but I'm riffing on Jeff Foxworthy's award-winning comedy bit, "You might be a redneck if..."
I was watching the movie Nine 1/2 weeks. Yeah, it took me a long to finally get around to it. But, oh boy! It was fantastic! I recently watched The Wrestler, and I cannot believe that is the same person. Mickey Rourke, that is. Seriously, WTF HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?! He was smokin' hot in the 1980s. Poor Mickey and his messed-up face. He's still a badass though.
Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. I found their relationship in the movie to be ideal. Like, Mickey Rourke's character is my dream man. That's messed up, right?
