Boiled peanuts.

Boiled peanuts are just really freakin' good. Once you've had them, you can't ever eat a raw peanut again. They're kind of mushy, super salty, and fun to squeeze out of their soggy shell. They're just excellent with a cold Coca Cola (preferably one without high-fructose corn syrup, which is impossible to find) or a light blonde beer. Boiled peanuts say hey, it's summertime. Kick back, sit on yo' back porch, and watch the fireflies come out. They also say, it's roadtrip time y'all!! Let's drive to the Mississippi River and jump in that polluted water and come home with leeches on us! I can't believe they don't sell them in Texas. It's atrocious. I could really go for some boiled peanut action right now.