Chatty Kathy.

I like people that overshare the minute you meet them. Take, for example, my dentist hygenist today. In the first five minutes, I learned that...she dyed her hair to cover the gray, her husband was much younger, she drank while pregnant, and her sister had a shotgun wedding. And she cursed! Now that is a good teeth cleaning! I can't wait to go back in six months and get more juicy details. The only problem is that she was cleaning my teeth the whole time, so I couldn't give her the positive conversation affirmations that were so desperately needed. I just had to crinkle my eyes and go, "Arghhhyeahhmmhmm." But I think she knew what I meant.