Devendra Banhart needs to be punched.

Here is someone who has always annoyed me. First of all, I hate his voice. It's so affected. Secondly, I hate that he is from LA and is rocking the whole dirty hippie, massive beard, lots of silver jewelry hipster thing. Thirdly, he interviewed Lindsay Lohan in Interview magazine. Maybe it was the other way around. Doesn't matter. It shows you that his target market is girls like Lindsay. And I love Lindsay. But she is a sorority girl desperately seeking her hipster roots. Fourthly, (if that's a word) he is now dating Natalie Portman. That girl is almost as annoying as Ellen Page. So self-righteously puritanical. And finally, the whole "Hey, man, let's just sit around and make some music and come together" bullshit attitude is such a shtick. This guy really wants a trophy girlfriend and expensive condo and organic/fair trade/free range/bullshit facial moisturizer. And I ain't buyin' it!