You know you watch too much reality TV when...

You have a dream about Heidi and Spencer from MTV's The Hills. This is mortifying. This is disgusting. I wasn't even watching the show before I went to sleep. Something is wrong with society--and me. But I honestly don't know if I could live without my bad TV. I don't watch that much. Maybe one hour a day. It's like hot buttered caramel popcorn for my soul. But in the dream, Spencer (a foul excuse for a person) got furious while we were "lunching" and started to choke me. What does that mean, Freud?