I gots a crush...

On Mike Rowe. The man is a sexy beast. His broad, hairy chest makes me swoon. His deep, no-nonsense voice is a lullaby to my ears. His sense of humor makes my heart swell with desire. Mike...I want to marry you when I'm 35. Let's have a cottage in the Appalachian mountains with lots of goats and pugs and ducks and cows. But no babies. Definitely no babies.