Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I REALLY don't like Johnny Depp.

The little punk got nominated for an Oscar. WHERE IS JOSH BROLIN? WHERE IS JAMES MCAVOY? I'm pretty angry about this. I am sick to death of Johnny Depp. Yes, he was good in Edward Scissorhands. And Ed Wood. But it's like, the same old schtick. Look at meee! I'm Johnny Depp, and I'm playing a fanciful, childlike figure! Wheeee I'm so amazing and awesome and I bought my wife a vineyard in France and I wear zoot suits tra la la la! Ugh, I am so disgusted by the Oscars right now. And Ellen Page in Juno? She's just playing herself! A precocious, smug little brat who listens to (OMG!!) The Moldy Peaches.

I don't know why I'm so hostile today. Must be the rainy weather.

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