Wednesday, January 16, 2008

When it's overcast and cold...


Have a library party! Today I checked out three books. They are:


I love you, Beth Cooper by Larry Doyle


I got this because Tom Perrotta is a badass and he is quoted saying, "An instant classic...freakishly smart and wickedly funny." Good enough for me! Also the cover looks like an r. crumb illustration.


Celebrity Detox by Rosie O'Donnell

This is a riveting coming-of-age novel by a young Russian girl in the throes of an existentialist Communist crisis. AND it's a juicy tell-all about Barbara Walters!!!!


Choking on Marlon Brando by Antonia Quirke

At first, I thought this was a tell-all about a girl who had dated Marlon. Don't ask me why...instead, it's a memoir about a girl who likes movies. Like me! Okay, apparently she is a London film critic and her author picture makes her look pretty hot so now I'm skeptical. She's too young to be writing a memoir and she has a sexy, myspace-y picture. She's British, so I'll give her one free pass for now. Bitch best not be frontin'.


And tonight on the ole' Netflix queue is Picnic, a racy melodrama starring (gay) William Holden and ice queen Kim Novak. Good times shall be had by all!

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