is absolutely terrifying. Old people are dangerous, volatile creatures that will lash out for no reason whatsoever. They will also:
1. never use turn signals
2. stop randomly in the middle of high-traffic roads
3. pull out in front of you whilst you are going 60 mph, causing you to heedlessly slam on your brakes
4. never let you over when you are in desperate need to switch lanes and get off the highway so you can go potty
5. give you mean, suspicious looks when you are ordering a milkshake at their favorite burger joint because you are in their town now and the only reasons you are here are to sell drugs to the degenerate youth and/or run insurance scams on the feeble-minded
Other than that, West Central Florida is very lovely and has nice, sandy, white, unspoiled beaches.
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